What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 06:29

Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
Octopussy
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-J W Pepper
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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